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posted 11/22/2006
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Oh, I could just DIE.....DIE!....from the humutilation! I accidentally mistyped some mileage in my journal and suddenly I shot up to #1 of Bike Journal! Then my phone just started ringing off the hook: Lance; Jahn; Greg; Floyd; Kincannondale; HRLaughed......EVERYONE wanted my training tips, autograph (HR [such a punk] was holding out a blank check), photo-ops, etc.

When I realized I had made a typo I feared the worst. Yes...
...the MODERATORS showed up at my door with Federal Marshalls and some Canadians. We are on our third pitcher of Pomegranate Martinis and having quite a fun party. They gave me keys to various cities, a HUGE TROPHY, a darling sash, tiara, gift certificate to Tutus4U and a Brand, Spanking, New Krate.

I am NOT #666.......I AM NUMBER ONE. Don't know how to do a screen shot, however, so it'll just be my word against all y'all's! I'll take off the *accidental* miles in a bit. How about if I take a photo with my camera of my screen? Will the glare obliterate my #1 status? I wonder if the 1-hour film developers are open? Do they still take film from Brownie cameras?


PUBLIC NOTICE: Based on tips from bikejournal members across the USA, Bikejournal Anti-Doping Agency (BJADA) agents from our West Coast office arrived at Mrs. Palmetto's Sacramento residence tonight at 8:43PM PST. All bicycles and spare tires on the premises where seized for immediate forensic testing. Our BJADA lab technicians will perform a throughout analysis of tread wear and cross reference this information with purchase receipts to determine total mileage. Until a final ruling is made in this case, all bulk miles for Mrs. Palmetto will be black listed. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation as we pursue truth and justice in this matter.

slantz
thread edited on 11/22/2006 at 9:57:39 PM

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posted 9/2/2015
at 6:54:28 PM
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Look?

I thought he was talking about smell!

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posted 9/2/2015
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So nice to read that thread !

So many bikejournalists who are gone now .... maggie, CD, TreknTeresa, courage, aaron, slantz (ok that was a joke), ort, GTDBike (and Mrs), preston,
where are you friends ?

That was good times, thanks for the bump Krypto.
post edited on 9/2/2015 at 7:30:27 PM

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posted 9/2/2015
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Good times!
Thanks.

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posted 9/3/2015
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So nice to read that thread !

So many bikejournalists who are gone now .... maggie, CD, TreknTeresa, courage, aaron, slantz (ok that was a joke), ort, GTDBike (and Mrs), preston,
where are you friends ?

That was good times, thanks for the bump Krypto.
-- posted by AndreHamel


I had a good laugh reading that post. This was a yr before I joined up on BJ so I missed a lot of Pansy-ness so to speak. Its nice going back and reading some of the older threads

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posted 9/8/2015
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So nice to read that thread !

So many bikejournalists who are gone now .... maggie, CD, TreknTeresa, courage, aaron, slantz (ok that was a joke), ort, GTDBike (and Mrs), preston,
where are you friends ?

That was good times, thanks for the bump Krypto.
-- posted by AndreHamel

Andre, TreknTeresa isn't gone. I met up with her and Highwayguy last weekend.

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posted 1/18/2018
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Bump

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posted 1/22/2018
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Curious on how I ever missed out participating in this thread. This was PP slapping at her finest except that RaleighDon wasn't razzin her. It might have been a year or so before he joined BJ.

Zman
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