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I've Been Pansy-Slapped From Beyond the Grave!
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posted 11/12/2017
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So yesterday, I was talking to a friend about how the last time I was really successful at losing weight was when the Bikejournal weight-loss challenge was run by Pansy Palmetto (who was TERRIFYING when she publicly fat-shamed you).

Today started out pretty bad, so I decided to wear my Pansy Memorial Jersey on the club ride. It was...snug. Halfway through the ride, I took my jacket off and tried to stuff it in a pocket. Nope. Pansy apparently knows that I'm too fat! I had to give it to someone else to carry, and I could hear Pansy in my head for the rest of the ride.

Guess I have to buckle down now. It did make me laugh, though!

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posted 11/13/2017
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Dang, that's one amazing slapping! Good luck on getting back in her good graces.

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posted 11/13/2017
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Wow...from the grave she's calling you out! Better listen!

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posted 11/18/2017
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I knew it had to be Pansy's doing, because I have several jerseys from the same company in the SAME SIZE, and all of them still fit okay. Only the Pansy jersey is too tight.
post edited on 11/18/2017 at 7:13:12 AM

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posted 11/18/2017
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I knew it had to be Pansy's doing, because I have several jerseys from the same company in the SAME SIZE, and all of them still fit okay. Only the Pansy jersey is too tight.
-- posted by BikeLady


*spectral sound of maniacal laughter*
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