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posted 8/15/2006
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An old guy decides he wants to ride his Malvern Star across Australia before he dies. He sets of bravely from Perth, but by the time heís on the Nullarbor heís dying in the heat and he stops by the side of the road for a rest. At this point a Porsche zooms up and pauses next to him on the road.
"Get in, Iíll give you a lift" says the driver,
"No thanks, I have to ride" replies the old guy.
"Alright," the driver says, "Iíve got some rope here, tie your bike to the back and Iíll give you a tow". So the old guy ties his bike up and they prepare to set off, at which point the driver says: "If I start going too fast, just ring your bell".

Off they set, down the road at 30km/h. Suddenly a Ferrari zooms past at 150km/h+. The driver sees red, the veins bulging in his neck he says: "A Ferrari passing a Porsche? NEVER!". So he steps on the gas, speeding up to 200km/h to try to catch the Porsche driver. Of course, the old guy on the bike is ringing his bell, trying to get the driver to slow down.

Eventually they come into a town, where the one of the local cops sees them all zooming down the road. He gets on the radio to his Sargeant and says "Iíve just seen the most amazing thing, thereís a Ferrari being chased by a Porsche at 200km/h!".
"Well so what?" the Sargeant replies "That happens all the time out here".


"Yeah, but thereís an old guy on his bike, ringing his bell trying to get around the pair of them" replies the junior cop.
thread edited on 8/15/2006 at 9:42:28 PM

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posted 8/15/2006
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A big, mean tough cyclist pedals into Werris Creek, locks his bike up outside the pub and walks inside for a beer. He comes out when he's finished to find that someone has stolen his ride. Well he storms back inside, bangs his fist on the bar a couple of times and yells "Now listen you lot. Someone has taken my bike. I'm going to have one more beer, and if it isn't returned when I'm finished, the same thing's gonna happen here that happened in Texas!".

Well, the cyclist has one more beer, then walks outside to find that his bike has been returned. One of the locals who followed him outside asks "Just out of curiosity, what happened in Texas?".

"Well I had to walk home."

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posted 8/15/2006
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Once upon a time, far, far away in the land of Tate, there was a beautiful princess. Eventually the time came to find a husband for the Princess of Tate, so she approached the King and Queen of Tate and said "I want to marry Phil Liggett."
"But you can't marry Phil Liggett" they objected in unision.
"Why not?" asked the Princess,

"Because you're the princess of Tate, and he's just a COMMON-Tator."

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posted 8/16/2006
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Thanks for the Laughs, Chris!

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posted 8/16/2006
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LOL, Chris! Funny!

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posted 8/16/2006
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ROFL....tanks... I need to jump starf my heart this morning~!!!!

P.S. Ya need to change that thread header.

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posted 8/16/2006
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Icing on today's cake, thanks!

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posted 8/16/2006
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When you get to my age, you have no choice but to take the bike.

Edit: Chris, this refers to the deleted joke.
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posted 8/16/2006
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ROFL....tanks... I need to jump starf my heart this morning~!!!!

P.S. Ya need to change that thread header.
-- posted by SloJoeRecumbo


I like the thread header.

P.S. It's easier to click on the number of replies link, which will also take you to the most recent ones.

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posted 8/16/2006
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Two neutrons were riding across some rough cobblestones, when the first one calls out "Oh no! I lost an electron!".

"Are you sure?" asks the second neutron.

"I'm positive".

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posted 8/16/2006
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Very good, humor is the best medicine
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